when I first saw you I was lost for words, your awesome curves
I'm double crossed and lost my nerve
but I don't offer her bone toss or soft serve
we're going dutch, so lunch is going to cost her
coveting to shove it in
struggling to tell you that I love you but I'm mumbling, it's puzzling
never reach the end zone in friend zone
pretend to be your buddy while you take ugly men home
we're better off platonic til I met Veronica. I'm on to ya
you only see me when there's someone else in front of ya
it's funny, huh?
But I'm no relief hitter, no need to be bitter
but now we're kicking it with liquor in the picture
I think you planned this attempt to plant kiss
you damn witch, you eat me up like bandwidth
serving sex sandwich with all the fixings
a vixens convictions are known to switch positions

this miss will do the twist like chubby checker
rub your neck. Her technique's to kiss your cheek but teases on your pecker
I let her in my heart, she charted depths like no other
we fucked but now you love me like your brother? Gross.
I have one request...
next time you have something you want to get off your chest
it better be a bra so I can see a breast
it's stressful, I'm the one you call to cry about the other dudes
then tell your friends I smother you
did I st-stutter boo? I'll love you til the credits roll
medical attention..heart attack..you started that
now I'm a retarded sap. Anything to get you back
you snatched me up in your gap trap
you told me that you wanted me
started taking men in quantity, not quality
why not take all of me?
swallow me whole then spit out the bones
I'm jonesin' for your sandwich but it's only bologna

you wanna play ball? Catch these testes
jet li action has ya wetter than jet skis
correct me if I'm wrong but we're no longer besties
neglect me, erect me, reject me
queen bee got everybody buzzing
girl you're hotter than an oven and you're promises mean nothing
but you know I still love you