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go get your mommy, run
Ritz with the tommy gun
probably a commie
pat me down but you've got nothing on me
MC Fly, but you can call me Marty
your pants ain't to smarty if your stance is with political parties
Moriarty, you're already in a sure lock
smoke obscure pots, it cures more than Oxycontin
oxygen laced with toxin, failures not an option
acting merry poppins while the ferry's rocking
fuck it, have some fun before you kick the bucket
make some duckets, smoke some nuggets
go see Jimmy Buffett
whatever makes you happy, goddamn, just make it happen
Yea, you're putting on the Slick Ritz
spiffy in a jiff, getting ripped on snicklefritz
legit whit eclipse riffs with thick kits
act sucks, you're wrapped up like Christmas
Yea, drink that giggle water
time to get your wiggle on
let me see them jazz hands
I'm dapper Dan, cat's pajamas, man
tell these other rappers scram
applaud broads that do the flapper dance
hardly make a shilling but I'm killing this
can't rape because there's willingness
my thrilling spit's like drilling bits
cut to the core, can't sit because your butt's sore
consult proctologist or ask for more like olive twist
I'm in the wrong habitat
say you gotta be black to rap
your basis's racist and my soul's darker than half you cats
more Sith than Jedi, smoke spliffs and get the red eyes
I'm dead inside, hit so hard your keds fly, you're bled dry
am i a DC or a Marvel guy?
i dunno, I'm Seinfeld with the mind meld
and I'll steal your grandmas marble rye
I'm Costanza cuz i can't stand ya
demand you use your manners
go bananas when i spit the stanzas
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